Stephen T. Harper
1 min readJan 26, 2024

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Well... I'm not going to rant. I'll just say that after Empire as #1 and the original as #2... ranking the 3rd or 4th best Star Wars movie is just a low bar. I liked Rogue One. I'd put that one third. But the rest of them ranged from boring to merely confusing.

Was The Last Jedi the one with the moronic pilot who caused the fleet to be destroyed with his random hot-headedness... and Laura Dern as somebody who seemed to be doing something to save them, but it didn't work... I guess... and there was a puzzle piece that, if held up in a random place at a random angle at a random time of day revealed the mystery of something stupid... and then it turned out that the emperor was alive or a clone or something? And the vague girl and the feckless vader cosplay guy who might have been a hero at the end fought someone... maybe the emperor... ? That was The Last Jedi, right? I guess that could have been the 3rd best. Or "Solo." I suppose.

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Stephen T. Harper
Stephen T. Harper

Written by Stephen T. Harper

Cogito ergo…um… wait, I know this one, just give me a minute…

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